Jesus Christ!
Upon recommendation of a couple of my friends I went for a psychiatric evaluation today.
I explained to the doctors that I believe that there is a network that is distributing information about me to ‘cheek buttons’ in peoples mouths.
They have said that that can be one of the first signs of becoming mentally unwell.
I am now going to be spending the next 5 days under psychiatric care being medicated anti psychotics while they observe me.
I hate to think what will become of me if I still believe in the network after 5 days of medication.
Won’t somebody please stop this madness?
